Asses milk, half a pint, take at seven, or before;

First Line Asses milk, half a pint, take at seven, or before;
Author Philip Dormer Stanhope
Date 1736
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Educational material [Domestic life; Conduct, morality; Women].

Transcribed from "Advice to a young Lady." The Gentleman's Magazine: and historical chronicle, vol. 6, November 1736, p. 680. ProQuest, [ProQuest document ID:] 8305661.

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Asses milk, half a pint, take at seven, or before,

Then sleep for an hour or two, and no more;

At nine stretch your arms, and oh think, when alone,

There's no pleasure in bed—Mary, bring me my gown:

Slip on that ere you rise, let your caution be such,

Keep all cold from your breast, there's already too much:

Your pinners set right, your twitcher ty'd on,

Your prayers at an end, and your breakfast quite done,

Retire to some author improving and gay,

And with sense, like your own, set your mind for the day.

At twelve you may walk, for at this time o'th' year,

The sun, like your wit, is as mild as it's clear:

But mark in the meadows the ruin of time,

Take ye hint, & let life be improv'd in its prime:

Return not in haste, nor of dressing take heed,

For such beauty as your's no assistance can need:

With an appetite thus down to dinner you sit,

Where ye chief of ye feast is the flow of your wit,

Let this be indulg'd, and let laughter go round;

As it pleases your mind, to your health 'twill redound.

After dinner two glasses at least I approve;

Name ye first to the king, the next to your love:

Thus chearful with wisdom, with innocence gay,

And calm with your joys, gently glide thro' ye day.

The dews of the ev'ning most carefully shun,

They are tears of the sky for the loss of the sun.

Then chat, or at play, with a dance or a song,

Let the night, like the day, pass with pleasure along;

All cares, but of love, banish far from your mind,

And those you may end when you please to be kind.